There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
she was so not down for the gang bang
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have grass duct taped all over my body
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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