i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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