ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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