So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
