somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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