these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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