i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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