If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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