You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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