Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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