Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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