paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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