did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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