Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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