I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
