normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I can't turn off my feet"
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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