i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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