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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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