No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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