question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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