I need help removing her.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It was like getting head from an anaconda
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
