Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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