If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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