I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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