Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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