theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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