Buhtt sex?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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