Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
