then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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