Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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