I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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