sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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