i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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