Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Shame - the story of my life.
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