it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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