normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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