Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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