I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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