Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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