Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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