do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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