how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
