He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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