Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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