it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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