You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
As shirtless as possible
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Randomize
