what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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