Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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