fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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