your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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