He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Randomize
