YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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